It's Potty Time!

So I'm wondering if there are some grown men out there singing these songs to themselves each time they go to the bathroom.

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Le Cochon Danseur (The Dancing Pig)

Le Cochon Danseur (The Dancing Pig) is a silent film released in 1907 by the French company Pathé. Based on a Vaudeville play, the short 4 minute film features a giant anthropomorphic pig whose affections are repeatedly rejected by a young woman before she humiliates him by stripping off his clothes and laughing. For some reason the two perform a little dance together then, hand in hand, exit through the rear curtain. The last 20 seconds are a bit creepy, focusing on the giant pigs face as it wiggles its ears and nose, sticks its tongue out and bares its sharp teeth.

Creepy Dancing Animatronic Doll

This creepy dancing animatronic doll is an art installation created by Jordan Wolfson and Spectral Motion currently on display at the David Zwirner Art Gallery in New York City. The robotic sculpture is "a curvaceous, scantily clad woman covered in dirt marks and wearing a witch mask." It moves in a very fluid, human like way has sensors which allow it to follow your gaze with its eyes. Reminds me of old cyberpunk manga like Battle Angel Alita or Ghost in the Shell.

Who doesn't like clowns?

Book for your child's next birthday party or special event.

I can break these cuffs

Millie Brown: Vomit Artist

Of course I'm using the word artist in the loosest possible way. In case you haven't heard, self proclaimed vomit artist Millie Brown recently performed her shtick with/on Lady Gaga at the SXSW festival. In case you missed it, I've provided this handy looping GIF so that you can enjoy it over and over again.

This isn't the first time Millie has expressed herself all over Gaga. She also did so back in 2010 in the short concert video dubbed Exorcist Interlude.



So you might be wondering, how does vomit art work? Well, not so surprisingly, there isn't much to it. Basically, Millie doesn't eat for a couple of days to empty out her stomach. Then she goes to some pretentious art gallery, lays down a piece of white canvas screen and sets up her glasses of variously colored soy milk. Next, she drinks one of the glasses, walks over to the screen, sticks her fingers down her throat and vomits the colored milk onto the canvas. She repeats the drinking and the vomiting until she has finished creating her next masterpiece.

It seems all of the exposure she has gotten from puking on Lady Gaga has really paid off. Older articles stated that her work was selling for just over $2,000 a pop. Now it looks like they are going for around $20,000.

People: 'Vomit Artist' Millie Brown Defends Herself After Controversial SXSW Show with Lady Gaga

Daily Mail: 'It's like a cleanse for your body and mind': Vomit Painter artist throws up on canvas to create Jackson Pollock-style splatter paintings that Lady Gaga loves

Oh no, I shouldn't be driving this car

An odd yet strangely hypnotizing song from a Chicago duo called Univore.

 

BISCOFF SPREAD

It's made out of F**king Cookies!

Chinese Corset advertisement

I'm not exactly sure what is being said from 0:30 to 0:40 but it looks very scientific.

Flash Back Friday: Poodle Fitness

A little bit of old weird to enjoy.

Batman in a G-String

Hmm, what shall I do tonight?



Batman in a G-String

The Power of Makeup

Saw a Facebook comment today which reminded me of this funny Japanese sushi commercial.

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Tea With a Contortionist

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See Through Face Mods

The world of body modification is fertile ground when it comes to weird stuff. As a first venture, I picked something that most have probably never seen before. See through lip mods.

Goats just wanna have fun

Street Fighterr II (The Church Addition)

Looks like there is a new expansion to Street Fighter II which allows you to choose from a number of church ministers and preachers.

Vaginal Knitting

You would almost have to be living in a cave to of missed the Australian vaginal knitting artist but in case you did, here it is.


Are you brave enough?

TAX MASTERS

Ok, who slipped something into my drink?

Newest Fitness Trend Sweeping The Nation

It's kind of like having an extra hand...sorta

New anti-bullying PSA

I'm not sure if the message is kids shouldn't bully or kids shouldn't leave their yards?

Scorned Woman Cuts Off Tattoo Of Ex-Boyfriend's Name & Mails It To Him

WARNING: GRAPHIC PICTURES

Torz Reynolds thought her boyfriend of two years Stuart "Chopper" May was moving to Alaska to work on a pipeline. A week later she found out that he had never left England and was instead living with a different girl. Torz had thought that Chopper was the one and as an expression of true love she had the words "Chopper's Bitch" tattooed into her forearm a year into their relationship. Now, having discovered his deception, she would of course have to get the tattoo removed. But instead of going to a professional and having the tattoo removed with lasers, she decided to go the bat shit crazy route and cut it off her arm using a scalpel and tweezers. Once removed, she packaged the skin into a little container and sent it to her ex as a gift. Chopper declined to make any comment.

Dailymail: Woman cuts off a tattoo of her cheating ex-boyfriend's name with a scalpel and POSTS the skin to him after he told her he was emigrating to Alaska but instead moved in with another woman

Hong Kong Commercial: Kinky Candy

Um...ok

Japanese Commercial: Sexualized Mushrooms

Keep your wives and girlfriends out of the fruit and vegetable isle when visiting Japan.