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House of Ezis

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Patrick Mohr

Patrick Mohr

Yes, wearing that outfit I could understand why you feel that way

   

Crazed Naked Ninjas?

Has an evil clan of crazed nude ninja's been unleashed upon the civilized world determined to rule us from the shadows. We bring you the story the mainstream media doesn't want you to see.

WARNING: The following videos contain some nudity
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Milo Moire: PlopEgg

Sorry I didn't get this out in time for Easter. German performance artist Milo Moire performs a piece cleverly titled PlopEgg in which she pushes paint filled eggs up her vagina, climbs a ladder, hovers over the canvas, then allows the eggs to fall, break and splatter into what I'm sure is an expensive piece of artwork.



The obvious metaphor of her giving birth to the work is expressed in a long string of pretentious, wordy paragraphs you can find in the YouTube description. Here is a sampling for your enjoyment:
"Milo Moire's performances start with daydreaming, with (every)daily, personal physical experiences which condense by wild associations to an internal whole piece of art about to mature and enter the world. The corporeity becomes the need for her artistic expression to make the happened - also for the spectator - experienceable. Milo Moire describes her art, as an „art led by intuition. To create art, I use THE original source of the femininity -- my vagina".

Tongue Splitting

Tongue splitting, also known as bifurcation or forking, is a type of body modification where the tip of the tongue is cut in half to look somewhat like that of a reptile's tongue. Over the past decade it has become more prevalent in the body-mod subculture but overall is still a pretty rare thing to come across.

It is believed that the first tongue split happened sometime in the mid 90's. In 1997, an unknown Italian man e-mailed pictures to the body-modification ezine BME describing how three years earlier he had a dentist split his tongue.

Pictures of the first known tongue split. credit BME

Just prior to the Italian's pictures being posted online a Californian woman named Dustin Allor split her tongue by threading fishing line through her existing piercing and looping it so that it wrapped around the end of her tongue. For over three weeks she continually tightened the loop until it cut through, splitting her tongue in two. Dustin's split was published at the end of 1997 in the magazine Body Play and Modern Primitives Quarterly.

Dustin Allor

Erik Sprague, a man you would never confuse with someone else, was the third person to have their tongue split. In July of 1997 he had an oral surgeon split his tongue with a laser. Erik has since continued to modify and alter his body and is now the side show performer known as The Lizardman.

There are now a multitude of images and videos on the internet of people sharing their tongue splits. Bellow are a few of the more eye catching ones I have come across.

Rapper cuts off his penis, jumps off building and lives

On Wednesday, rapper Andre Johnson aka Christ Bearer aka Andre Roxx, allegedly cut off his own penis then jumped off the second story balcony of his apartment in an apparent suicide attempt. Two men who were in the apartment at the time rushed downstairs to find Johnson up on his feet screaming incoherently. In a statement to TMZ they say they were not on "any hard drugs that would cause him to do such a thing." Johnson is part of the rap group Northstar which is affiliated with the Wu-Tang Clan.

TMZ: WU-TANG-AFFILIATED RAPPER CUTS OFF HIS PENIS IN SUICIDE ATTEMPT

Japanese Game Show: Strip the Girl

Apparently, late night Japanese TV can be pretty wild. I couldn't find much info on the show but I guess it's pretty self explanatory.

Dances with Butter

YouTube description: Melati Suryodarmo (b. in 1969 in Surakarta, Indonesia, lives and works in Braunschweig, Germany) performes EXERGIE- Butter dance, an older piece but shown for the first time at Lilith.20 blocks of butter in a square on the black dance carpet. Suryodarmo enters the space, dressed in a black tight dress and red high heels. She steps on the pieces of butter. She starts to dance to the sound of indonesian shamanistic drums. She dances and falls, hitting the floor hard, rising, and continuously being on the verge of standing, slipping and falling in the butter. After twenty minutes Suryodarmo rises one last time, covered in butter, and leaves the space.

And now, without further ado, I present to you EXERGIE!

Knife Throwing Mother

A side show of a knife throwing mother who uses her young daughters in the act. The clip is from a 1950's Universal-International Newsreel clip now stored at the Prelinger Archives.

Celebrities that look like mattresses

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I Love You Like A Fat Lady Loves Apples

Odd, bizarre, pointless, artsy website....just help her eat some apples



I Love You Like A Fat Lady Loves Apples

Flash Back Friday: Charlie the Unicorn

What? You don't know Charlie the Unicorn? Back in 2006 were you living in a cave? Oh, ok. That explains it. Well now is the perfect opportunity to become acquainted.

Man Pets and Plays with Fish

Huh, well that's something you don't see everyday.

Pranks

In honor of April Fool's Day here are a few good pranks.